The $47 Corporate Detox Workbook You Didn’t Know You Needed

A rebellion and branding guide for neurodivergent women done being gaslit, sidelined, and shrink-wrapped for someone else’s comfort.

Visibility and personal branding aren’t about performance—they’re about survival in a rapidly changing future.

And if you’re not already building yours… WHY NOT?

What’s Inside

  • A reframe of burnout, doubt, and shame as symptoms of systems—not flaws in you

  • A framework for turning Trouble → Truth → Traction
    Prompts that help you build clarity, not code-switching

  • Space to unshrink, reclaim your voice, and stop apologizing

Who It’s For

  • Women in midlife pivots ready to be seen

  • Women who’ve been called flaky, intense, sensitive

  • Neurospicy women tired of shapeshifting to stay employable

  • Visionaries with a voice—but no safe place to use it

Why Now

  • Women are leaving corporate in record numbers

  • Leadership is failing

  • Rights are disappearing faster than job security

  • This isn’t a branding guide—this is survival prep for visibility in a collapsing world

FAQ

  • “Will this fix capitalism?”
    Nope. But it might fix how you feel about showing up in it.

  • “Can I expense this?”
    Ask your boss or your accountant. Frame it as professional development.

  • “Is this just for entrepreneurs?”
    Nope. It’s for anyone reclaiming autonomy and building an authentic personal brand—even inside a 9-5.

WHY THIS WORKBOOK EXISTS:

I built sales strategies and coached leaders at companies like LinkedIn, Indeed, and Handshake—places with shiny mission statements about “opportunity” and “changing the world through work.”

In theory, I should’ve loved it.

But as an undiagnosed neurodivergent, fat woman in those so-called “best places to work,” I had a terrible fucking time.

The toxicity, the lazy leadership, the gaslighting, the gender bias—it was all there, just under layers of branded values and employee swag. And now?

I’m watching brilliant women leave those same systems to launch their own businesses—coaching, consulting, leading with heart and genius.

But here’s the trap:

They’ve been so conditioned to contort, they don’t know how to sell themselves without feeling like they’re doing something wrong.

This isn’t a branding workbook. It’s a rebellion guide.

For the women who see it clearly now—and are done selling their souls just to show up online.

THIS SOLVES FOR:

  • Branding paralysis after a lifetime of professional shape-shifting

  • The internalized shame that still whispers, “you’re too much”

  • The fear that showing up = exposure = punishment

  • Not knowing how to talk about your work without defaulting to corporate robot speak

  • The lingering suspicion that visibility is dangerous (because it was)

  • The disconnect between your actual power and what you’ve been told is “appropriate”